DISGUSTING LAZY HALF ARSED COCK SUCKING ANAL PUMPING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT BASTARD NONCE CUNTS!! I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BRAINS OUT, YOU EVER SERVE UP THAT SHOWER OF SHITE AGAIN, ILL MAKE SURE IT'S YOUR GOD DAMN LAST DAY ON THIS PLANET!!!!!
Calm down JAgogo I am trying to type here!
Christ on a bike, we didn't even make it to the match on Tueday. Lord only knows what state JAgogo would be if he'd have had to sit through a humiliating two nothing home defeat to the lowly GAS!
He's still fuming about his Ribeye Steak in Clayton Green coming out Medium when it should have been medium rare!! By the time the police got there he'd tied the manager up in the kitchen with the fire hose, seasoned him up with some Chinese spice and was about to lower him into the deep fat fryer! According to the police reports the situation was not helped by me trying to force the Sous Chefs arm through the penne pasta machine. I desperately need to keep that man (and myself) away from lighter fluid and Gisky cocktails. Jeez its part of our previous parole conditions!!!
However do not fret my friends. As always BeaversAgogo will supply you with the high class enthralling match reporting your eyes have come to expect. As I sit here ferociously fingering the prison Blackberry, it is only a matter of time before our legendary hidebound stand in reporter Jon Hallworth signs in with his nonsensical amazing insights into Tuesdays footballing extravaganza! Wait here he is now...
PB
Hello!
Legendary shot stopper and ludicrously underrated prize fighter Jon Hallworth here. Its an honour again to fill in and do the BeaversAgogo official match report, I am sure they will be back out on their rehabilitation programmes soon.
Tuesday night saw a cracking display of Goalkeeping from two strapping young men in between the sticks for each side. Budtz lived up to his name and enthralled us in the Chaddy End every time he bent over to pick up the ball or take a sip from his lucozade bottle. While Phillips in Bristol goal looked to have an impressively muscely upper body even from where I was sitting and it came as no surprise as he used his manly palms to keep out a Lee Hughes penalty. The second half was a wonderful treat as we could really get up close and examine the Bristol Goalkeeper in more detail and my my what a fine specimin of a young man he is. Budtz let in two at the other end, but it gave us a great chance to see his athleticism as he spralled across the floor in the Oldham box. It finished Oldham 0 Bristol Rovers 2.
Big John Hallworths Motm: Phillips. A real rigid hard and strong performance between the bristol sticks.
JH
Friday 27 February 2009
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