Too fucking right we are. This is the internet not the 1640's!!! Get with the times people! Blogger.com is history, consigned the digital depths along with Encarta and Chase HQ.
The future is here and its called tumblr.com and you will find the quite simply bigger, bolder and better Beavers Agogo at www.beaversagogo.tumblr.com
When you see it you will not want to visit anywhere else.
Its been emotional, See you on the otherside!
Love The Beavers Agogo Team xox LOLZ
Wednesday 18 March 2009
Friday 6 March 2009
"Windy-assgate"
No not a scandal involving loose bowels kids! Something far more disgusting than that. Dean Windass apparently spitting out his dummy and crying like a baby on his ITV blog. Well he calls it a "blog", but me and Agogo call it a "fucking waste of time."
Anyway the issue here is not Windass playing his part in the collapse of ITV, it is the controversy surrounding who wrote the blasphemous bile in his latest entry. Was it the man himself (Windy to his chums) or his ghost writer? A mystery indeed. Luckily for you here at BeaversAgogo we managed to pull a few strings and got hold of the CCTV footage of Windass and his ghost writer Nade Sawsdin meeting up to discuss what was to go in the blog and the transcript below makes some interesting reading:
Nade: Heyyy! Its the Assmaster himself! Check it!
Windy: Reet!
Nade:What shall we put in your blog this week then Windy my old boy?
Windy: I Say, Chuff Chuff Chuff 'ull Duck Chuff Tigers Chuff Chuff Chuffing Reet Gud Down Chuffing Stirs Chuffing Puddin' int Chuffin 'ull Chuff Yarkshire Bloody Chuff Duck, Booferry Puddin' Chuff Chuff!
Nade: Golden, just Golden, as always Winster. Anything more to say?
Windy: FOOKIN CHUFF DUCKS!
Nade: I hear ya Assman, the fucking A grade material never ceases my friend. I will have it written up and live by tomorrow! Cya Windy! Keep Fresh!
Windy: CHUFF BISCUITS!
Well as you can see controversial stuff. I can see where Nade may have got the wrong end of the stick. You have seen the evidence so we will let you draw your own conclusions to this sorded affair.
Stay tuned for an update on our thoughts at BeaversAgogo on the season so far. We will also try and take a sneak peak into the future and give you our thoughts on how we think the season will pan out. Until then take care, safe in the knowledge that unlike some of the sorry excuse for blogger's out there on the World Wide Web, your dosage of beavers always comes from the horses mouth!
Au Revoir!
I x
Anyway the issue here is not Windass playing his part in the collapse of ITV, it is the controversy surrounding who wrote the blasphemous bile in his latest entry. Was it the man himself (Windy to his chums) or his ghost writer? A mystery indeed. Luckily for you here at BeaversAgogo we managed to pull a few strings and got hold of the CCTV footage of Windass and his ghost writer Nade Sawsdin meeting up to discuss what was to go in the blog and the transcript below makes some interesting reading:
Nade: Heyyy! Its the Assmaster himself! Check it!
Windy: Reet!
Nade:What shall we put in your blog this week then Windy my old boy?
Windy: I Say, Chuff Chuff Chuff 'ull Duck Chuff Tigers Chuff Chuff Chuffing Reet Gud Down Chuffing Stirs Chuffing Puddin' int Chuffin 'ull Chuff Yarkshire Bloody Chuff Duck, Booferry Puddin' Chuff Chuff!
Nade: Golden, just Golden, as always Winster. Anything more to say?
Windy: FOOKIN CHUFF DUCKS!
Nade: I hear ya Assman, the fucking A grade material never ceases my friend. I will have it written up and live by tomorrow! Cya Windy! Keep Fresh!
Windy: CHUFF BISCUITS!
Well as you can see controversial stuff. I can see where Nade may have got the wrong end of the stick. You have seen the evidence so we will let you draw your own conclusions to this sorded affair.
Stay tuned for an update on our thoughts at BeaversAgogo on the season so far. We will also try and take a sneak peak into the future and give you our thoughts on how we think the season will pan out. Until then take care, safe in the knowledge that unlike some of the sorry excuse for blogger's out there on the World Wide Web, your dosage of beavers always comes from the horses mouth!
Au Revoir!
I x
Friday 27 February 2009
MATCH REPORT: Pirates Sink the Soon to be PINK
DISGUSTING LAZY HALF ARSED COCK SUCKING ANAL PUMPING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT BASTARD NONCE CUNTS!! I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BRAINS OUT, YOU EVER SERVE UP THAT SHOWER OF SHITE AGAIN, ILL MAKE SURE IT'S YOUR GOD DAMN LAST DAY ON THIS PLANET!!!!!
Calm down JAgogo I am trying to type here!
Christ on a bike, we didn't even make it to the match on Tueday. Lord only knows what state JAgogo would be if he'd have had to sit through a humiliating two nothing home defeat to the lowly GAS!
He's still fuming about his Ribeye Steak in Clayton Green coming out Medium when it should have been medium rare!! By the time the police got there he'd tied the manager up in the kitchen with the fire hose, seasoned him up with some Chinese spice and was about to lower him into the deep fat fryer! According to the police reports the situation was not helped by me trying to force the Sous Chefs arm through the penne pasta machine. I desperately need to keep that man (and myself) away from lighter fluid and Gisky cocktails. Jeez its part of our previous parole conditions!!!
However do not fret my friends. As always BeaversAgogo will supply you with the high class enthralling match reporting your eyes have come to expect. As I sit here ferociously fingering the prison Blackberry, it is only a matter of time before our legendary hidebound stand in reporter Jon Hallworth signs in with his nonsensical amazing insights into Tuesdays footballing extravaganza! Wait here he is now...
PB
Hello!
Legendary shot stopper and ludicrously underrated prize fighter Jon Hallworth here. Its an honour again to fill in and do the BeaversAgogo official match report, I am sure they will be back out on their rehabilitation programmes soon.
Tuesday night saw a cracking display of Goalkeeping from two strapping young men in between the sticks for each side. Budtz lived up to his name and enthralled us in the Chaddy End every time he bent over to pick up the ball or take a sip from his lucozade bottle. While Phillips in Bristol goal looked to have an impressively muscely upper body even from where I was sitting and it came as no surprise as he used his manly palms to keep out a Lee Hughes penalty. The second half was a wonderful treat as we could really get up close and examine the Bristol Goalkeeper in more detail and my my what a fine specimin of a young man he is. Budtz let in two at the other end, but it gave us a great chance to see his athleticism as he spralled across the floor in the Oldham box. It finished Oldham 0 Bristol Rovers 2.
Big John Hallworths Motm: Phillips. A real rigid hard and strong performance between the bristol sticks.
JH
Calm down JAgogo I am trying to type here!
Christ on a bike, we didn't even make it to the match on Tueday. Lord only knows what state JAgogo would be if he'd have had to sit through a humiliating two nothing home defeat to the lowly GAS!
He's still fuming about his Ribeye Steak in Clayton Green coming out Medium when it should have been medium rare!! By the time the police got there he'd tied the manager up in the kitchen with the fire hose, seasoned him up with some Chinese spice and was about to lower him into the deep fat fryer! According to the police reports the situation was not helped by me trying to force the Sous Chefs arm through the penne pasta machine. I desperately need to keep that man (and myself) away from lighter fluid and Gisky cocktails. Jeez its part of our previous parole conditions!!!
However do not fret my friends. As always BeaversAgogo will supply you with the high class enthralling match reporting your eyes have come to expect. As I sit here ferociously fingering the prison Blackberry, it is only a matter of time before our legendary hidebound stand in reporter Jon Hallworth signs in with his nonsensical amazing insights into Tuesdays footballing extravaganza! Wait here he is now...
PB
Hello!
Legendary shot stopper and ludicrously underrated prize fighter Jon Hallworth here. Its an honour again to fill in and do the BeaversAgogo official match report, I am sure they will be back out on their rehabilitation programmes soon.
Tuesday night saw a cracking display of Goalkeeping from two strapping young men in between the sticks for each side. Budtz lived up to his name and enthralled us in the Chaddy End every time he bent over to pick up the ball or take a sip from his lucozade bottle. While Phillips in Bristol goal looked to have an impressively muscely upper body even from where I was sitting and it came as no surprise as he used his manly palms to keep out a Lee Hughes penalty. The second half was a wonderful treat as we could really get up close and examine the Bristol Goalkeeper in more detail and my my what a fine specimin of a young man he is. Budtz let in two at the other end, but it gave us a great chance to see his athleticism as he spralled across the floor in the Oldham box. It finished Oldham 0 Bristol Rovers 2.
Big John Hallworths Motm: Phillips. A real rigid hard and strong performance between the bristol sticks.
JH
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